Regulars hover around the Snow
Crab while the owners push
Soba noodles on the rookies.
In my Anglo community most men
Did time as Leather Necks and had
Parts of their noses bitten off in bar
Brawls on weekend furloughs.
Their kids are raised as pyromaniacs
All in good fun. Who doesn’t obtain
At least one disfigurement
From a youthful mishap?
During the Edo Period the shamisen
Took the country by storm,
An Elvis instrument centuries
Pre-Elvis whose Muzak subliminally
Strums in the bathroom
As though there were spirits
Of concubines & geishas just outside
The stalls but the hand towels are
Not warm & purchased in bulk
At Sam’s Club. I am partial to eel,
Ikura, raw quail eggs, sea urchin
& the new waitress. I am not Zen
All the time about the proper tip
Being a buffet. I fold my napkin
Into an origami football
& shoot it across the room
Into a boy’s bowl of miso soup.
Some men have no qualms
About screaming at other people’s kids
Who put back what they don’t want
With filthy fingers.
Some waitresses fetch high chairs
Without having to be asked
And deliver the bill while you’re still
Eating. Green tea is so popular now!
Even Lipton has a line. Even Queen Oprah
Praises it as a miracle diet drink!
I am jittery all the time
Standing in line with the buffet
Masses for the early bird discount.
Because I eat alone waitresses pity me
With their painted Clinique
Lipstick geisha smiles.
I am thinking the eventual taxidermy
Of this joint will be strange once it
Changes hands & turns into a Bed
Bath & Beyond. The loitering
Busboys cup their joints
By the garbage dumpsters.
The kid takes my paper football
& flings it back to me with his middle
Finger & his parents scold him
For invading my solitude.
Bruce Cohen’s most recent books are No Soap, Radio! (Black Lawrence Press, 2015) and Imminent Disappearances, Impossible Numbers & Panoramic X-Rays (New Issues Press, 2016), which was awarded the Green Rose Prize. Recent poems have appeared or are forthcoming in The Antioch Review, The Gettysburg Review, The New Yorker, AGNI, Ploughshares, Poetry Daily, The Georgia Review, Harvard Review, and Poetry, as well as being featured on Poetry Daily and Verse Daily. He is also the author of Disloyal Yo-Yo (Dream Horse Press, 2009), which was awarded the 2007 Orphic Poetry Prize, Swerve (Black Lawrence, 2010); and Placebo Junkies Conspiring With The Half-Asleep (Black Lawrence, 2012). (updated 10/2017)